Alien Values

Overheard: Mouse telling Juicy and The Dentist about the new guy she is dating, and mentioning that he owns a house. Juicy put her hand on Mouse's knee and said seriously, "When you get married, you need to tell him, 'I want us to start fresh in our own house,' and then sell his and buy one after the wedding. Because Texas is a community property state..."

"That's right, honey," cut in The Dentist. "If it was his house before the marriage, you'll get nothing in the divorce."

"Darling, let's get divorced."