Dog Park Etiquette

DON’T smoke in the dog park; it bothers the dogs

DO introduce yourself to the owner of the dog on which your dog is gnawing

DO learn to chill about dogs acting like dogs: this includes growling, biting, wrestling, and even humping (Your dog won’t really get fucked up the ass; the dogs are just getting the pecking order straight.)

If your dog turns a corner and starts seriously making like he’s going to attack, DO take him home (The dog owner you were flirting with will be back another day.)

People will learn your dog’s name and not yours; again, DO chill

DON’T reveal too much about yourself or your dog-rearing strategies; people will gossip about you in your absence

DON’T talk politics; attendance at the dog park cuts a wide swath through the socioeconomic landscape. You will be surprised at who does not agree with you.