Dog Park Willie

Willie wears golf shoes and shorts to the dog park. Anklet socks. His rottweiler is named "Rommel".

Willie is kind and talkative. He believes that certain of a woman's habits and preferences shed light on her character. For e.g.: he very kindly approached Mouse, a brunette with a blonde cocker spaniel ("Leroy") and asked if she chews her cuticles. Guiltily, she held up the ragged, bloody ends of her fingers to show him. "Women who chew their cuticles have a lot of energy, but it's all going in the wrong direction."

Willie stuck his nose into a conversation between Mouse and a well-preserved blonde ("Isaac") wearing a Juicy track suit. "Can I join the girl talk?" he asked.

"We're just talking about my horse," said Juicy.

"You know the thing about girls who like horses?" Willie posited. "They have really high expectations." (What more needs to be said of a woman who lays out the cashola for Juicy Couture sweats?)