Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Love Among the Dog Lovers

Dog park flirtations have been observed between:
  • Chemistry professor (dog's name "Mel") and Scottish layabout ("Clara")
  • Yoga instructor ("Charley") and college student ("Fritzi")
  • Yoga instructor and medical student ("Layla")
  • Yoga instructor and elementary school teacher ("Jacques")
  • Elementary school teacher and good old boy ("Bullet")
  • Mouse ("Leroy") and former football coach ("Bum")

If never reaching the level of actual one-one-one flirtation, most of the park does engage in cruising. Overheard:

  • Dentist ("Steffi") fancies muscle-head ("Frenchy")
  • Scuba instructor ("Sasha") fancies muscle-head
  • Kept man ("Rory") fancies muscle-head
  • Queen Bitch ("Barker", "Cypress") loooooves kept man
  • Creative writing student ("Mickey") likes them fit (cf. transplanted-Austinite jogger, ballerina, pilates fanatic)
  • Mouse likes the cut of creative writing student's jib

Circumstantial evidence suggests that Mouse and the yoga instructor took it to the next level:

  • One day Mouse was seen in the park minding both of their dogs
  • Yoga instructor has a big mouth, but it's hard to know when to believe him

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